Location: MLK and Pratt Street, Baltimore, MD
Description: This one might not look like a 4, but let me point a few things out to the uninitiated.
1. The following thought went through her head: “Hey, I think it’s a great idea to take my shoes off right now waiting for a bus on MLK…. why the fuck not?”
2. She’s NOT ACTUALLY SITTING. She thinks “any fucking Tom, Dick or Harry can blast off on a lazyboy and snooze the day away, but it takes a heroin-jedi motherfucker like me to blast off and work out my quads for 30 minutes straight like it ain’t a thing.”
3. The poster on the bus stop say’s “Your kids emulate you”. I can’t make that shit up. If the state ever gives her kids back we can see how true that is, but I guess we’re going to have to take their word for it…